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I need my teacher to finish teaching and give us our test now so that I can go poop

vinebox:

When bae’s not in the mood.

19

you know when you dont know if you’ve ruined a good thing or not

89

Someone left the Book of Mormon on a bench

50

Favorite verse? Obama 20:08

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Do you even know any mormons ?
Asked by Anonymous

I know a bit about mitt romney 

unicornfan:

pitbull:

thejory:

unicornfan:

pitbull who is partying at 4:30 on a tuesday

Uhhh true fans of Mr 305pitbull talk some sense into this fool

The party never ends. Enjoy life #dale

dam…

unicornfan:

pitbull:

thejory:

unicornfan:

pitbull who is partying at 4:30 on a tuesday

Uhhh true fans of Mr 305
pitbull talk some sense into this fool

The party never ends. Enjoy life #dale

dam…

43

Did you guys know that if you’re on birth control and you’re also taking antibiotics the birth control isnt actually working 

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Alright like I know jimmy johns is “freaky fast delivery” but I didn’t experience first hand until my friend got off the phone at 1:01 and the delivery guy called her at 1:05 to tell her that he was in the parking lot like I don’t even take shits that short

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Look at all these chickens